January 2012
Mom: Would you stop pushing my buttons? It's time for you to go to bed, little girl.
Me: I'm bored!
Mom: I can give you a list of things to do.
Me: I can give you a list of things to do, too -- #1, kiss my ass.
We're gonna make him quit :P
Sadik: I thought you quit smoking.
Kevin: It didn't last past four days.
Me: But everyone says after you get past three days, it gets easier.
Kevin: I was actually fine after the first day.
Me: What?!
Sadik: Then why did you start back?!
Kevin: For personal issues; let's just say it's been a long seven days.
I like working with Josh; that little dipshit.
“Over You” - Miranda Lambert
It...
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“GO SUCK A TOE!”
– Me to my mom
persnickety \per-SNIK-i-tee, adjective:
1. Overparticular; fussy. 2. Snobbish or having the aloof attitude of a snob. 3. Requiring painstaking care.
me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
I got so used to you being around for a month.
Do good, be good, and come home again soon.
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24-month-old Deaf Child Having A Conversation
“Until you make peace with who you are, you’ll never be content with what...”
– Doris Mortman
Me: Do you want to see the picture of my toe?
Sadik: Yes.
Kevin: What did you do, cut it off?
Me: Almost.
Kevin: I guess that was a bad joke...
Me: Yeah, it was.
expostulate \ik-SPOS-chuh-leyt, verb:
To reason earnestly with someone against something that person intends to do or has done.
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via linda-rr)
“Lotta Boot Left to Fill” - Eric...
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